A picnic bench with the most bizarre graffiti. So you thought eating veggies made you passive and non-confrontational? Two scenarios spring to mind:
- This was a family BBQ that went horribly wrong. A vegetable soup with a sprinke of chorizo. Again. Family backing away as deeply agitated vegan carves up the table with a steak knife. A quick-thinking uncle pacifies situation with a banana smoothie.
- It was the secret meeting place for the militant vegan splinter group, Morte ou Tofu (Death or Tofu).